Come on, it has TOON in the name! 
Altona is a stinky suburb in Australia. Altoona must be the extra stinky version (the extra O stands for odour)
i’m so happy that even on the bear website someone recognises the pungency of smelltona
I live in PA and the closest I’ve come to Hawktoona is Harrisburg the capitol on a school trip. Fuck that place.
You haven’t been there cuz it’s not real.
They caught Luigi in toon town smh my head
making fun of 
place names, meanwhile their own cities are named things like Poughkeepsie (I still refuse to believe that’s a real place) and Altoona(To be clear, I am in support of making fun all the
place names)El Tuna
This site acts like they care about trains and then don’t even recognize the home of the Curve
Al Tuna was my gay porn name. I played a surly fisherman
All hawk tuna
I remember Altoona PA being mentioned in Groundhog day.
After seeing “Altoona Pizza” I realized this was a false memory implanted by 5G hijacked by whatever rogue AI generated the pizza image.
me? I’ll have an altoona fish salad please
At first when they said Altoona I thought he was in Iowa because I know there’s an Altoona Iowa. They have a casino and an amusement park which is more than you can say for most of Iowa.
