• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Depression? Is that one of them librul diseases?

    Boy I beat my wife when I was feeling down, like a real man.

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      Lol my professor was saying that’s why you have a dog, they have perfect chests for kicking

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          He was like a comedian most of the time, he said that in his country you worship a goat, but not like a specific goat everyone worships but just the goat you keep in your yard next to your dog. And when it dies you get a new goat and worship that one. He was an anthropology professor but the only thing I remember from that class was his crazy jokes

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    You’re depressed because you’re lazy and you’re lazy because you’re depressed