Sometimes communicating your fetishes can be tricky. I mean, how do you find the right words to say “Honey, I’d like to open our relationship. But just for me. You’ll still remain faithful. But I will be seeking 149 other full time women. That way, I can see 5 of you a day, once a month. And none of you will orgasm, unless you’re with me. So once a month, each of you will compete for the chance to orgasm against 4 other women who ALSO haven’t orgasmed in at least a month, but more likely far longer, just as yourself. That way, everyday I can host a mini sexual olympics with a rotating cast of competitors. And I’ll stream it online, and charge people to watch. And then the users can also pay an extra fee to watch the reward orgasm for the winner! And an even higher tier to watch the 4 losers punishments! 2nd place is my personal driver for the day. 3rd place has to cook dinner for the day. 4th place is the maid for the day. And 5th place gets tied down to a table and tickled by the other 4 women.”

It’s really hard to communicate that to your partner and not have her get all…judgy.