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minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 day agococa cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agothat is blantantly false. Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That’s how it gets its color. Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoWait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·22 hours agothese are just carbonated lies
minus-squareatlas@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoif they’re not from the Mensonge region of France, they’re just sparkling lies.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoFascinating! *Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*
coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
that is blantantly false.
Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That’s how it gets its color.
Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.
Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
these are just carbonated lies
if they’re not from the Mensonge region of France, they’re just sparkling lies.
Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*