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Ever since it finally went on sale in 2023, the Tesla Cybertruck has been on the receiving end of some pretty bad press. The car has been hit with recall after recall, failed at some pretty basic truck tasks and hasn’t sold in the huge numbers Tesla projected. Now, the ridiculous truck’s owners report that they are on the receiving end of negativity of their own.
Cybertruck drivers across America report being subject to all kinds of abuse, according to a thread on the Cybertruck Owners Club that was brought to our attention by the folks at Torque News. Cybertruck owners in states like California, Washington and even Texas all report concerns about the safety of their trucks in the thread, which is titled “Worried about hate crime - Want to buy a Cybertruck.”
The drivers report that they’ve been subject to vandalism and verbal abuse in the forum. One poster claims to have had a banana peel left on their car, while another claimed their truck was “cheesed” while parked. One driver also posted to say that they were subject to verbal abuse:
I recently purchased a CT and had a couple of experiences in around UCB just yesterday.
Here are my 3 experiences in 1 day:
1. I pulled up a block from ASUC. A female student walking by talking on the phone said that a Cybertruck just ruined her day loudly, obviously wanting me to hear it.
2. Went into the parking lot of Berkeley bowl and a person walked by and said “nice car, a$$hole” with his middle finger up.
3. While driving by a CT ride by across on incoming traffic and a cyclist next to the CT gave him the birdie.
I was actually shocked by these encounters and thought why would these individuals comment on a subjective matter. I wouldn’t walk up to them and say, you’re ugly, f you.
Other commenters said they found the tires on their Cybertruck had been slashed when parked up near Los Angeles International Airport, and another driver said their door was keyed while in Seattle. Clearly, not the behavior of upstanding citizens, no matter what you think of the ridiculous truck.
The owners in the forum agree, and set about suggesting ways to prevent such attacks on their cars. Many recommend using Sentry Mode to record anyone who comes too close to the truck and others suggested various insurers for different levels of coverage.
Then there are the owners who think electrifying the exterior of their trucks is a good idea, and those that want to mount flamethrowers to their gargantuan EVs. You know, all perfectly normal suggestions for ways to behave in public.
“Normal behavior” is subjective, however, and one poster in the thread suggest doing as Elon Musk would. Instead of over-promising and under-delivering like Musk has a habit of doing, the commenter suggests throwing up Nazi salutes to show that Cybertruck drivers stand united, as they explained on the forum:
We really should salute each other like Elon threw out his heart to the crowd. Deep down inside we all think like Elon which is why we purchase his products to support his and his quest to help humanity.
Thankfully, at least one Cybertruck owner on the forum saw sense and explained that if everyone started “emulating this heart to the crowd, things will get real ugly real quick.”
In case you missed it, Musk threw up the Nazi salute while speaking at an event on the day of Donald Trump’s inauguration. The gesture followed months of descent to the right from Musk, which saw him support Germany’s far-right political party, call for the release of an extreme-right activist jailed in the UK and he has repeatedly bolstered extreme voices and ideologies on Twitter X. Clearly that’s a side of the billionaire that at least some Cybertruck owners don’t want to be associated with.
Official “I own a swasticar in 2025” Apology Form:
Given they’re built by a company ran by a man reducing workers rights, who wants to make life harder for those with least, who did a literal fucking Nazi salute, these actions seem quite mild.
What happened to oil operated vehicles?
For every one Telsatruck I see, I’m buying one more Ford F-650!
Good to hear that Ford is still going strong.
Remember to key every bazingatruck you see. Just don’t get caught. Watch for cameras etc.
The truck does an excellent job at destroying itself, I don’t need to help it
Quite frankly: don’t do this, that fucker has hella cameras in it. That said, these fucking things will turn to rust and scrap within a few years, no sense getting in trouble vs someone who can afford to buy themselves a stainelss steel coffin.
There is no law against putting bread on someone’s car. The birds can do the rest
I don’t think that’s how it works, a guy with money and a lawyer can still come after you.
I am not against getting creative don’t get me wrong, but you wanna make sure to make it look good.
That or come at night, disguised and just set the fucker on fire.
Teslas may be recording in “sentry mode” when parked, this includes front, back, and sideview mirrors. I feel like if you wanted to hit one it would have to be directly from the side towards the front. Or maybe throw something at it from behind cover.
this includes front, back, and sideview mirrors.
Above seems clear.
Learn to hack, learn to drone/quadcopter.
I saw one beautiful story where a bazinga demon went into the gym and while there someone walked around to all four door windows and spit right in the middle. He was so distraught that both the sentry mode didn’t engage and that noble Luddite took the effort of spitting right in the middle.
I went looking for that thread and couldn’t find it right off the bat because I started reading this one and it’s an even funnier way: https://futurism.com/the-byte/burglar-cybertruck-glass-window
You can just peel the windows off the $100k swasticar.
Just be unidentifyable.
Cybertruck Owners Say They Are 'Worried About Hate Crimes’
"Hate crime is when people say mean words about my truck (how dare they) "
Well I hated it!
FUCK THEM!!! imbeciles!!! don’t they know my truck is bulletproof?!? that it costed a hundred thousand dollars?!? and they want to act like it’s not cool?! like im not big and tough! morons!! let’s see them win a fight against my truck!(pro tip: THEY CANT!!!) they drive something effeminate that was probably made in japan but my cybertruck is AMERICAN MADE BY A GENIUS and its so big when i charge it i take up two spaces and all the libs with their electric cars (again MINE IS A TRUCK!!) get mad. haha!
and no i dont drive an electric truck because i believe the obvious lie that climate change is “destroying the planet” i drive a truck which just happens to be electric because it means im fighting against DEI and LGBTQ which actually ARE destroying the planet
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I was lkle oh this must be like the Harddrive or the Onion but for transport news but no it’s an actual article
I had to double check to make sure it isn’t the automotive version of those. Still not entirely certain.
Jalopnik is a serious auto news site. Used to be part of the Gawker network.
That’s so much more depressing than being told it’s bullshit.
Deep down inside we all think like Elon which is why we purchase his products to support his and his quest to help humanity.
That’s has to be one of us doing a bit right? It is too on the nose
10/10 bit, to our strongest posters
when one of our shit posters waited too long and the bit gained popularity.
Here are my 3 experiences in 1 day:
- I pulled up a block from ASUC. A female student walking by talking on the phone said that a Cybertruck just ruined her day loudly, obviously wanting me to hear it.
- Went into the parking lot of Berkeley bowl and a person walked by and said “nice car, a$$hole” with his middle finger up.
- While driving by a CT ride by across on incoming traffic and a cyclist next to the CT gave him the birdie.
I was actually shocked by these encounters and thought why would these individuals comment on a subjective matter. I wouldn’t walk up to them and say, you’re ugly, f you.
Went into the parking lot of Berkeley bowl and a person walked by and said “nice car, a$$hole” with his middle finger up.
I want the power to speak in Maoist Standard English
“Nice car, a-dollar-dollar-hole” - how I presume this was said
It’s pronounced acha-chinghole. You have to bring your own soundboard, which is why Maoists travel in groups.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Rolls off the tongue
“why would these individuals comment on a subjective matter” Jesus Christ what a fucking asshole
Berkeley conservatives are such fucking dorks.
I honestly don’t know who these trucks are for, and I’ve never really understood. It’s a big truck, and supposed to have the same appeal but for lack of a better word, it’s just incredibly soy-coded at the same time. It seems like such a narrow market.
Like, the giant fuck-you trucks have been around forever, hummers and fX50s. The typical response is just “lol my truck triggered you,” and then rolling coal or whatever. But these cybertruck nerds just don’t have that kind of fuck-you in them, they’re already folding. The whole thing has been mystifying to watch from beginning to end.
I think the market is literally just Elon fanboys
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If only there was a quote about events happening twice, and the second time being much funnier.
I think they mention it in hardy potter
These people think the Nazi salute will get them less hate? I promise you this idea won’t see the light of day and perchance it does, it’ll occur for a day or two until the news finds out and reports about it.
After reading a couple of that user’s posts, I think they’re a very successful troll, doing an absolutely brilliant job.
If not, I’m going to go throw up.
I keep seeing them around town when I’m on my bike but I never have my cheese on me.
My favourite anti-swasticar tactic is bread. They can only clean off bird shit using isopropyl alcohol and a brush. The more birds you attract, the worse it is for them.
The bazingamobile seriously isn’t bird shit proof?
Edit: nope, this is the funniest fucking car
It can be totalled by a car wash or gentle rain so no
Eager to see a “Cybertruck totaled after getting drenched in piss from an overpass”
I didn’t know that either, this is the dumbest vehicle to ever exist
it is a known issue in the Cybertruck that when you do a screen reset, instead of resetting in the standard two minutes, it takes five hours.
lmaooo having your car bricked for anywhere between 2 minutes and 5 hours is a brilliant feature, very nice