A military helicopter nearly crashed into my fucking house a few days ago, flying the lowest I’ve ever seen a helicopter flying, with a pack of like five other dipshits who were barely better.

I remember back on the old chapo sub, when some chuds came in making helicopter ride jokes, I replied that they’d just crash into a residential area like a bunch of dumbasses. Now I’m not sure whether I won that back-and-forth or if they did lol