Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you’ll still have some problems left 🙈
25%, specifically.
Just buy another book then, you’ll have only 12.5% of your problems left.
Hmmm, this is going to take forever…
Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.
Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.
No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.
OK, maybe just the first page.
Nah you’ll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.
Of the original 100%, yes.
I saw a book titled “How to solve 50% of your problems”, so I bought ∞
Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all ∞ books
Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.
have to read it in parallel, not in series
Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.
buy two books
only solves 75% of my problems
mfw
Buy ⌈log₂ p⌉ books, where p is the number of problems you have.
I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I’d still be left with one.
My bad, you’re right, you need ⌈log₂ p⌉ + 1 books.
“only” “75%”
Entire book: “Be rich”
we are about 30 seconds way from amazon selling books by chapter.
Chapter 1 How to be rich: Sell this book
Untold part of the book "Don’t be black or a woman or with a disability or…
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I once found a book that actually improved my life. It’s “Discover What You’re Best At” by Linda Gail.
I always thought I just hated work, and then I found out that if I have a job I don’t hate I can enjoy life.
Nice. I’ll buy two of that… just to be sure.
I’ve brought about half a dozen over the years. I give them away to people who are struggling. It actually helps.
Perhaps they should dance on the head of a pin while they read it.
But my biggest problem is that I ran out of shelf space!
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