ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 hours agosure way to get a mani.imgur.comimagemessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up1528arrow-down114
arrow-up1514arrow-down1imagesure way to get a mani.imgur.comooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·15 hours agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 hours agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 hours agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 hours agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 hours agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!