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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 个月前
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JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some temporary shortfalls due to the avian flu, I want to let all our loyal customers know that we will continue to sell delicious, farm-fresh eggs by […]
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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    A dairy dozen!

    • MysteryMeatbag
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      First they say a dozen means nine, then they say eggs are dairy. Don’t believe the lies.

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    I’m a Republican who Does My Own Research and this is OLD NEWS! We KNOW this! I heard it on Fox News!

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    Me when this inevitably comes to pass

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    Don’t try to tell me a dozen is 9, a dozen has always been God’s number: 7!

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      The holy numbers of the current “chosen Abrahamic faith of God,” are 9 and 19.

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