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- nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
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- nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
I’m not sure I’ve ever had an emotion big enough to warrant a tiger to support.
Me either, but maybe by 71 I’ll have seen some shit that only 7 tigers can suppress.
Being upset about a burglar breaking into your basement would be one
Karate chop the elephant, monkey!
What is this guy dealing with that requires him to have 7?
Honestly, no one needs more than three, maybe four emotional support tigers. Seven is excessive.
The tigers were supporting each other too.
I’m never gonna
financiallyemotionally recover from this!Hug the kitties :3
Didnt know you could have emotional support tigers, cool
What was he arrested for?
There was a lady in my area that was insisting that she could tame foxes.
She was killed by foxes
That would suck. Their teeth are so sharp.
It was incredibly brutal and there was blood and body parts everywhere…
She was a bit crazy but no one deserves to be ripped apart by foxes
a guy on youtube has a"tame" COyote, that coyote doesnt act very tame, and its teeth are extremely sharp, and it wants to bite all the time.
I’ve seen those shorts. Tbf he doesn’t claim it’s tame, and it can leave whenever it wants. And often does for days. “Don’t you yar at me!”
Good thing Hobbs looks like a doll to everyone else
insane man abuses tigers
My dream of an emotional support Komodo Dragon is a little closer to reality if this MF can have 7 tigers…
Goals, honestly
Now that’s some fragile masculinity
Some days are hard 😭
Calvin?