• omgarm@feddit.nl
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      10 months ago

      This is why I drive a tank. Fuck other people, only I matter.

      Once the shells come in I am firing at construction sites to keep housing prices high.

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        10 months ago

        Plus you’ll own a weapon to protect yourself from other people’s Tanks too… we should all buy tanks, to protect ourselves.

        That logic worked before somewhere.

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        It’s not the reason why I bought a truck. Just one of its benefits.

        It’s funny how you come up with this imaginaty caricature of me in your head and then get angry at it for absolutely no reason.

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      10 months ago

      This is the same logic Americans use with gun ownership and look how well that’s working out.

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        10 months ago

        Hey, if I could own a welrod or even a goddamned slingshot without breaking the law here, I would.

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            10 months ago

            Because maybe I want to relive my glory days as a youth with a toy projectile-thing and not go deaf because our laws require the gun be fucking loud as shit and big over here in murica. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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              Ohh. You’re complaining you can’t own a less lethal weapon, I interpreted it as you couldn’t own a lethal weapon at all where you lived. I don’t understand why you’d want a lethal weapon at all, that’s insane to me.