WASHINGTON—Warning citizens of a rising threat to the nation’s youth, U.S. officials cautioned Tuesday that knife-wielding doctors were roaming the country in search of adolescent children they could force to be trans. “Across America, parents are watching helplessly as trained surgeons compel their sons to become…
Missed opportunity to say “savage sawbones”
Having physicians there is what makes it special though. If the writer only used all s starting words it would have been cheesy. Having a word in there that doesn’t start with an s but phonetically is sounded with a hard s in it is the genius of it.
I’m so glad the onion has it’s mojo back.