• saltnotsugar@lemm.eeEnglish
    70·
    1 year ago

    “Food.”
    Awww he’s hungry.
    (1 week later.)
    “Food. Food. Food.”
    THERE ARE OTHER BUTTONS MR. MITTENS!

    • Jerkface@lemmy.world
      231·
      1 year ago

      DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you? CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: I will!