If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi’s secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It’s true
If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi’s secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It’s true
it’s true, i put an apple pie in the window to cool and when he smelled it he floated over and ate it
i ran after him with a rolling pin but he was too fast