If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi’s secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It’s true
If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi’s secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It’s true
People always ask me “what’s the problem, someone took your sweetroll?”
YES, Xi did