If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi’s secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It’s true

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    actually, xi did an interview where he mentioned he ate a raw ass uncooked steak when offered it by a farmer because he was hungry as fuck after months of work in the countryside eating only basic things like rice.

    so he will eat all your food, uncooked or not!