i wrote this myself but this kind of satire is nowhere near original I’m afraid i stole it from BadEmpanada. it’s essentially pretending to glaze trump to get him to do something stupid to signify how stupid it actually is. but god i hope he does it. sure the world economy would tank but it would be way too funny.

EDIT: poor grammar is also part of the joke i don’t definitely suck ass at speaking english it’s all satire trust me /s