Y’all know what time it is!!

For me, I managed to make the woman I was having sex with have an orgasm. Ngl, I was a bit weirded out by the exorcism like spasms and the “uhh” 🤣 but it’s all good.

What about you? Did you try anything new in the bedroom? Did you eat 50 cadbury creme eggs in one sitting? Do spill that tea, please!

  • iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    30·
    10 months ago

    My wife has been dieting and wasn’t drinking enough water, so she had some… uncomfortable poops. So anal has been off the menu for a couple of weeks.

    Never in her life has she asked for anal, so I figured she was always doing it for me (although she basically always comes during anal sex, usually from a toy on her clit but sometimes with her fingers).

    So she’s riding me cowgirl a couple says ago, and she says, “I bet you really miss my ass huh?” I’m not much of a conversationalist when I am fucking, so I just said , “oh yes!”

    Imagine my surprise when she says, “Me too. I love your hard dick in my butthole.” I was so turned on that came about 3 seconds after that. 😬

    • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      8·
      10 months ago

      That’s really hot. Something about certain words from your partner can really set you off right? It’s a great reminder that so much of sex happens in our heads, not in our bodies!

  • It's Maddie!@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    22·
    10 months ago

    This weekend was take two for me checking out the LGBT club, much better this time! I’ve never danced so much in my life! I’m still getting comfortable with expressing attraction to other women, and this was just such a great experience for me! Everyone was open and flirting, touching, it really helped break me out of my shell and get the jitters out.

    I also met someone! This really cute girl I’d ran into a few times while dancing bought me a drink and we sat down together to talk. The chemistry was really powerful between us, and I went a bit googly eyed. Toward the end of the night, we were making out, she’s running her hands over me, and I was fully ready to go home with her.

    She must’ve sensed that that’s where things were leading too, she stopped and asked me what I was looking for. I’d told her that I was still really new to everything, my only experience with another woman was a completely unexpected and eye opening hookup at a party that I never saw again. I told her that I felt something and I really wanted to see her again, and she got this big smile and said she wanted the same.

    So we decided not to take things any farther that night, but I gave her my number and she gave me hers. She texted me the next morning saying she had fun and hoped we could get together soon, I said I feel the same and now we’re looking to set up our first real date, my first real date with any girl.

    Sorry to disappoint with no real dirty stuff, but I’m just super happy about how things went I wanted to share!

  • Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    13·
    10 months ago

    My girlfriend and I went to a sex club where we did mostly vanilla stuff on one of the beds next to other people fucking, and I spanked her on a horse in front of a small crowd.

    I’m about to fuck her awake in a few minutes.

  • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    12·
    10 months ago

    This was a more tame week. Too much work to do. HOWEVER:

    I was chatting with a nice guy on Scruff, and one day I suggested we meet for a drink. He said he’s going to this naked social party, so I decided to go, too. It’s a monthly event hosted in a famous gay bar in NYC. He’s been trying to get more comfortable being naked, and I have been, too.

    I show up and there must be 100 naked guys all chatting in the bar already. Undress and check my clothes in and start to make new friends. The boys learn this is my first time meeting this guy who hasn’t arrived yet, so they tell me how to signal if I need help and they’ll swoop in.

    So yeah he’s a sweet guy, and I’m nervous but we chat and also talk to other people, too. A few drinks in I’m getting more comfortable, and guys are getting more horny. First hands, then making out, then oral, and assume guys even doing anal somehow.

    Guys of all ages but generally in shape. Mostly normal cocks with some real monsters mixed in. Many guys were into me, so not sure how many guys I made out with, jerked off, sucked, and vice versa. Got face fucked for the first time too which was fun.

    • cbcd@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      3·
      10 months ago

      I was chatting with a nice guy on Scruff,

      Oh, well that’s a new app to keep an eye on. Any tips for a newbie to it?

      • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        3·
        10 months ago
        1. Be cis or trans man and into sex with the same
        2. Put a good face pic as your main profile
        3. Be verified. It’s free and easy
        4. Be upfront about who you are and what you’re looking for. There are all types here with diverse interests
        5. Don’t go online at 2am unless you’re horny and looking to hook up or you’ll be swarmed by guys
        6. Watch out for all the PNP, Party, Tina, HF guys
  • Asshat in a box@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    5·
    10 months ago

    My wife and I did the gentle femdom bit.

    We both loved it, but I’m not sure if she’s up for a repeat or more vanilla.

    • feney1282@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      3·
      10 months ago

      I’ve been wanting to try something like this with my wife, but she never really takes control. For example, we took an online test that matches sexual things you and your partner would like to explore. We both had face sitting on there but she won’t do it until I grabbed her by the waist and put her on my face. It was great and we both loved it, but there was not the femdom element I was hoping for.

      Can you elaborate on what you did?

      • Asshat in a box@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        4·
        10 months ago

        Disclaimer: We have some veeeeeery mild experience with tying each other up.

        We got frisky (never thought I’d ever use that word, wow) and I said I wanted this to be about her. Her pleasure. If needed (I said “jokingly”) she could tie me up for it.

        I also respond with a “yes ma’am” whenever she said something, putting the ball in her court. The rest went rather natural. Girl on top, lots of hair grabbing from her end, nothing to kinky.

        We’ll have to see where this goes.

        Edit. I also had a lot of deer in the headlight eyes, which were not all show.

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    3·
    10 months ago

    I went to the gay sauna afterwork, and I met two guys in the steam room. One thing leading to an other one (touching knees, wandering hands,…), we took a room.

    I’ve already been involved in gay threesomes, and it’s fun. But this time it was the next level.

    We just caressed one another, and kissed, and sucked, taking mutually care that no one was left by the wayside. It was so nice and sensual. It’s hard to describe it with words, It felt like being in a hot scene from Sense 8.