Y’all know what time it is!!

For me, I managed to make the woman I was having sex with have an orgasm. Ngl, I was a bit weirded out by the exorcism like spasms and the “uhh” 🤣 but it’s all good.

What about you? Did you try anything new in the bedroom? Did you eat 50 cadbury creme eggs in one sitting? Do spill that tea, please!

  • iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com
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    10 months ago

    My wife has been dieting and wasn’t drinking enough water, so she had some… uncomfortable poops. So anal has been off the menu for a couple of weeks.

    Never in her life has she asked for anal, so I figured she was always doing it for me (although she basically always comes during anal sex, usually from a toy on her clit but sometimes with her fingers).

    So she’s riding me cowgirl a couple says ago, and she says, “I bet you really miss my ass huh?” I’m not much of a conversationalist when I am fucking, so I just said , “oh yes!”

    Imagine my surprise when she says, “Me too. I love your hard dick in my butthole.” I was so turned on that came about 3 seconds after that. 😬

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      10 months ago

      That’s really hot. Something about certain words from your partner can really set you off right? It’s a great reminder that so much of sex happens in our heads, not in our bodies!