Idiocracy
Clicked through to say this.
It’s got what alien civilizations crave
…but after that aliens gonna want to see the “Ass”.
Idiocracy
Everyday idiocracy is becoming more and more real
History of the world: part 1
I’m so disappointed there was never a part 2 made. That’s one of my all-time favorite movies.
Wait…fuck my life…how did I now know about that?!
It’s pretty new I think, I haven’t seen it yet
Fucking hilarious at parts, definitely a Mel Brooks production. Worth a watch through once for sure
It’s definitely on my list, I love that glorious bastard, wish he was my dad.
Ahhhhh fucking on Hulu goddamnit
There are… other sources. sea shanty starts playing faintly in the background
Stares wistfully into the distance.
It has been many years since I last took to the seas…
Aye, but ye cannae stay away for ever. The sea calls you home.
Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!
Office space.
Schindler’s List. Humans can be nasty, horrible, utterly evil. It’s all too common. But some of us will work to do good. Some of us will push back and do what’s right. There is evil in this world, but there is also goodness.
“Contact” for a similar reason. It’s a mix of all motivations, along with people’s general mistrust of each other.
Samsara for the same reason. It shows beauty mixed with terrifying images of human impact.
Koyaanisqatsi or Baraka, since I’m guessing they won’t understand English nor indeed any human language.
I made the mistake of watching Baraka on 3gs of mushrooms.
I am a changed man.
Doesn’t sound like a mistake.
I was hoping to find Koyaanisqatsi here
They’ll nuke us out of orbit after watching that, but hey
Problem solved!
Life of Brian, no doubt
The meaning of life too
300
Let them think humanity is 99% buff oily badasses in speedos who will gladly fuck you up until their dying breath.
My autistic ass would have them watch all three Lord of the Rings movies. Y’all need to find a better diplomat than me.
My first thought too 😅
The Big Lebowski
That’s, just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Idiocracy
Don’t Look Up - https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dont_look_up_2021
Sort of summarizes the total shit-show that current politicians and billionaires are responsible for.
Mean girls
On a Wednesday and make everyone wear pink, so the aliens feel ashamed for not wearing pink.
Avatar. We will destroy habitats to get what we want.
“Us too! Anyway, we’re building this hyperspace bypass…”
“Its a bypass. You gotta build bypasses!”
The plans were filed with the local council ages ago, not our fault if you didn’t see them
The lorax is in that same vein lol
FernGully?
Idiocracy.
Real answer though, 2001 a space odyssey.
Idiocracy was honestly my first thought, but they wouldn’t have all the cultural nuance required to understand it. Someone else said Don’t Look Up, which I think would get through the irrationality a bit better.
Haha 2001 was my first thought, and Idiocracy was my second.
