Why would you want to drink boggy old sarcophagus juice when there are more palatable tomb beverages to hand? In the tomb of the First Dynasty Egyptian queen Meret-Neith, archaeologists have uncovered a wealth of grave goods that includes hundreds of...
This together with all the thousands of years old cheeses, 2000 year old bog butter, and edible mammoth meat we found, we could make the sickest charcuterie board in history
Mmmm mammoth meat rose
When you think about it, the concept of a “meat rose” is horrible. Sounds like somthing the Ayleid would come up with.
Bender is going to make some award winning sausage.