Abbott: What are your pronouns?

Costello: My pronouns? I/me I guess.

Abbott: That’s an odd choice, but I’ll do my best to get my pronouns right.

Costello: Why would you have trouble getting your own pronouns right?

Abbott: I don’t have any trouble with my pronouns, but mine are a little confusing.

Costello: You just said the same thing twice.

Abbott: I just asked me what pronouns I use, and I said I/me.

Costello: No you asked me that. I said that.

Abbott: Exactly.

Costello: I’m confused.

Abbott: Well that makes two of me.