WASHINGTON—Saying civilian casualties were the “price of waging a war” and that so far the price had not been high enough, President Biden spoke to reporters Thursday about the conflict in Gaza and expressed doubts that enough Palestinians had died. “I have no confidence that the death toll provided by the Hamas-run Ministry of Health is as high as it should be,” the president told a PBS correspondent who asked about reports that Israeli airstrikes had now killed more than 7,000 Gazans, with Biden then stating that conditions on the ground were too chaotic to say with any certainty whether enough of the 2 million people living on a small strip of land they are not allowed to leave had been slaughtered. “Obviously, statistics from Gaza are subject to bias, so we can’t use them to determine when the number of dead Palestinians has reached a sufficient level. Perhaps when the fog of war has cleared, we’ll realize Israel has killed more Gazans than was necessary, but now is not the time to ease up.” Biden went on to reiterate his position that Israel had a right to defend itself against the 1 million children in Gaza who have spent their entire lives in captivity with no access to clean drinking water.
The Onion has been on fire with these.
Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians
U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity
Biden Expresses Doubts That Enough Palestinians Have Died
Hopefully they won’t literally be on fire.
Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital
Moderate U.S. Politician Believes Israel Should Only Kill Half Of Palestinians
‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
Area Parody Newspaper Only Trustworthy Source
lol I tried posting the “U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity” one to /c/news, but it got removed for being “fake news”.
The Jewish editor-in-chief of a scientific journal actually got fired for retweeting one of the recent Onion articles: “Dying Gazans Criticized For Not Using Last Words To Condemn Hamas”.