cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/9471383

“That’s how you end up with a 4th quarter profit of $529 million, available to common shareholders,” Weston Jr. emphasized. “People don’t like dying.”

Steal food. It’s the moral thing to do.

(Yes, I know this is satire, but it is, like all great satire, cutting so perilously close to reality it’s frightening.)