Obama doing a pop music themed Halloween costume:

Uhhh, let me be Cher

Obama putting on a magic show

Uhh, let me appear

obama explaining the purpose of christmas caroling

Uhhh, holiday cheer

no you’ll only get a negative dilute obama

Obama but he’s ordering Indian cuisine

Uhhh, I’ll have paneer

Obama getting into vore stuff, and he really wants a giant Michelle to slurp him up like rice pudding

Uhhh, let me be kheer

Obama but he’s an old guy making a request:

Uhh, prithee dear

Obama becoming jealous at how much more useless the Labor Party are than the Democrats

Uhh, let me be Keir