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  • ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Satan took a look at the new arrival, and thought to himself, “Old and stringy meat, but self-basting. I can have him rendering in his own fat in no time, with the blood of all the children he killed on the side, au jus. Yeah, I can work with that. Stick an apple in his mouth and bring him on down.”