I graduated with a bachelors in computer science around 4 years ago. Long story short, I was depressed, dysphoric, and suicidal throughout my college years and by the time I finished I didn’t want to do anything. I’ve been unemployed for the last 4 years but I’ve also transitioned, started taking better care of myself, and overall I feel much better.
Anyways, I need to get a job now. What kind of lies can I get away with on my resume to cover up the long period of unemployment? Should I pretend I started some sort of company and it failed? Pretend like I went on some backpacking journey in a foreign country? Do companies even check all this stuff?
I did do an internship at a big tech company several years ago, and I’m working on personal software projects so I can put that on my resume. Also, I’m in Amerikkka.
Sorry if this question has been asked here before 
In the same vein, I will paste the entire job req in white 1pt to try and tick all the keywords they want.
For your situation, if you just want to fill the gap but not have to show something you worked on then, say you were a primary caregiver for a family member during that period
Has anyone ever commented on this? Sounds like an easy way to get caught if a human ever compared the scraping results with the shorter resume it came from.
That assumes competence. They work as a recruiter. Probably a safe roll of the dice.