betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squaresilent_water [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agopeople with caffeine sensitivity were drinking it because it isn’t labeled as caffeinated on the fountain
people with caffeine sensitivity were drinking it because it isn’t labeled as caffeinated on the fountain