May the Nörns allow mercy upon you.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    Shit Thorir’s sons are going to be pissed. Do you need to me lend you some silver for the wergild? Or like, are you going to go hang out with your cousins in Jutland until this cools down?

    You know what we need Guy Ritchie to direct one of the Sagas and everyone is a cockney for no reason.

    • Hexbollah [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      I have kin in Holmgarðr and will travel there. I admit no wrong. Thòrir instigated the conflict, and his 5 year old son is a pansy, so I think I can take him.

    • Hexbollah [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      But, we definitely need a Völsungasaga movie that is given the same treatment as the Guy Ritchie King Arthur. I never knew I wanted something this much, until now.