Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1184arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareinb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·11 months agoWhenever she sneezes I’ll give the first one a “Bless you” and the second something like “Oh GROSS! Can you take that outside?” “Babe we talked already, I’m not into your kink, stop iniaiting like that” “Jesus anything for attention with you…” It’s now at the point where when she starts we are both glaring and smirking at each other.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoI’ve said, “Oh, fuck you! Grow up!” and similar to friends. But it’s best immediately after sneeze one, and you should sound properly offended at the temerity.
Whenever she sneezes I’ll give the first one a “Bless you” and the second something like
It’s now at the point where when she starts we are both glaring and smirking at each other.
I’ve said, “Oh, fuck you! Grow up!” and similar to friends. But it’s best immediately after sneeze one, and you should sound properly offended at the temerity.