• Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    10 months ago

    Everything Trump says has a little asterisk above it which is “*except when I do it” - except he probably doesn’t know about asterisks. They’re pretty complicated.

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      10 months ago

      Sftu loser! He’s got great asteriskses, the best in fact! Nobodies got asteriskses like him, in the world!

      ^(/s, but not really necessary I hope)

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        10 months ago

        One time an asterisk came up to Trump, big asterisk, strong asterisk, tears streaming down its typeface and it said “Mr Trump, no president has ever been treated as poorly as you*”.