ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1764arrow-down19
arrow-up1755arrow-down1imageJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareTheDeepState@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110arrow-down1·1 year agoThat only works if your parents have any money.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·1 year agoReverse mortgages and Medicaid lookback periods have entered the chat
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoOnly works if your parents ever had any money.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoThey have money now. I just lent it to them from my void savings account.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoOf course I’m spending it all Jimmy! I can’t take everything I’ve ever inherited with me, can I?
That only works if your parents have any money.
Reverse mortgages and Medicaid lookback periods have entered the chat
Only works if your parents ever had any money.
They have money now. I just lent it to them from my void savings account.
Of course I’m spending it all Jimmy! I can’t take everything I’ve ever inherited with me, can I?