Ok so everybody loves piss and shit but hear me out piss to me is weak-streamed, like, (pisssssssss), like when the faucet is half power. But pizz? Pizz is when you’re letting it go like a fire hose and it’s hitting the porcelain so hard it puts a dent in it. Same with shit vs shid. Shid is when you drop a pie from a couple stories high and it hits your grandma with a satisfying thud. Questions/comments???
Oh ‘mother mine’