• Beelzebob@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”

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      5 months ago

      I worked on a submarine as a messenger. We would carry orders and reports to officers for their review and approval. BUT my shift was around 4am and I’d find half the officers asleep, just to shove an orders packet in their face demanding a signature. I’m sure they”review it very thoroughly ten seconds after waking up.