Well, a double asshole on you!

No, that’s a different kidney bean.

Ghetto Boys - Still

I’d treat them like a printer with a PC load letter error.

Yeah, I kind of …shot myself in the foot with that one.

When the fungus kicks in.

It’s a long boring story, but it ends with Auto>Otto.

Am I going to have to start an OF?

I had the VHS of The Ultimate Ozzy back in highschool and I wore that tape out.

Also, Strung Out’s cover of it fucking rules.

I don’t think you could spoil this cat any more than he already is.

Jerk face, Jerkface.

There’s always room for the fashionably late.

I came here for Slade

Lizardman bards it is.

It might be anecdotal, but it’s funny that pretty much everyone I know wants a smaller and more inexpensive SUV or truck.

Plowed makes the top of my list for Sponge, but Molly rocks too.

I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.

Until the stuff dissolves/falls off.

Linux is a useless hassle for most computer users.

Pfft… Friends…

My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”