The only biden i want to hear about anymore is the den full of bi people who’re all in something thats not quite a polycule and not quite a giant multi person situationship. Thats the reality tv show I want. Like really aggressively queer tv where theyre not vying like its some zero sum game but just vibing and everyones in a relationship with everyone and one half are having a weird orgy while the other half are doing heavy emotional processing and healing together and the third half are somehow doing both and everyone is just really wholesome and kind to each other. Fuck off biden i want the wholesome bi den! I dont want to hear anymore about your damn election! Its the same damn person on both sides, so fuck off and just give us the bi den show! Fuck it make the bi den the president! I want a bi polycule situationship for president!

Aight imma sleep before my sleep drugs wear off night night <3

  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    This reminds me of a yard sign I saw back during the primary that said “Biden our time for a woman in the whitehouse” and I was like “oh shit Kamala is gonna kill him” party-sicko

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    everyones in a relationship with everyone and one half are having a weird orgy while the other half are doing heavy emotional processing and healing together and the third half are somehow doing both and everyone is just really wholesome and kind to each other.

    I think your tv show sounds exhausting but still better than the biden on the ballot so i would write in your candidate except what if they misunderstood my vote and gave it to joe? I think you need to sleep on this plan

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      5 months ago

      Hey now some of us like hurting ourselves with treats! Enough psychic damage and maybe ill stop thinking or percieving this world death to my own capacity for higher order thinking meow-popcorn

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    5 months ago

    You’ve pretty much described my irl community so comrade I want you to know the bi den can exist. It is achievable. Go for it