• kautau@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Hey it has performance anxiety. No matter how big your gun, sometimes you just get nervous, especially around powerful women

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        9 months ago

        There’s a 9 mil pistol at the end of what looks like the barrel. The whole thing is an ammo loading mechanism, to rapid fire a metric ton of lead straight up into the air, causing a hail of tiny bullets. Simple area denial system, but the 9 mil calibre fits the original poster’s ex’s metaphorical member size, and the amount of shrapnel she just dodged is also on-point.

        The gun, intimidating though it seems, would be stopped by holding a large wok over your head.

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        9 months ago

        It’s one of those fake guns that just has confetti pop out of the barrel when you pull the trigger accompanied by a kazoo noise