It should have been so easy, promise people food, housing, and equality, and then when they bring us to power? BAM! We turn around and establish a tyrannical dictatorship and imprison and oppress everyone! Because our real goal is gain power by any means necessary! Not only that, instead of abolishing capitalism, we will just turn it towards our own ends! They will feel so foolish for ever supporting our rise to power!
But these darned liberals and American patriots have seen right through our lies and deception, and are doing all they can to stifle our brilliant plan! Even worse, the Anarchists (IE anyone on twitter who puts the symbol in their handle)* are spreading the word of true and real socialism! We can’t allow this to continue, otherwise the public will realize we are just using socialism for power and only power, and there will be no one we can trick into supporting us anymore!
We should be discussing what more we can do to convince people and hide the truth from them!
Remember to practice your evil laugh for when we pull the rug under all of the fools who throw their support for us!
*No shade intended against Anarchists for this it’s just part of the bit
You know at first I was a little apprehensive towards tankieism but now that Ive acknowledged that maybe stalin and mao werent as bad as cable news in the 70s said they were, I can feel my skin slowly transforming into steel. My arms gradually molding into a D-10T 100 mm rifled gun and a 7.62 mm SGMT coaxial machine gun. Maybe once I hang up a portrait of Kim Il Sung over my bed next to the flag of the USSR my legs will morph into torsion bar suspension for the treads that have replaced my feet, and my heart will transcend to the form of a water-cooled, 39 litre V-12 diesel engine.