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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • “It has been determined that Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J. Trump, some made up for this purpose while, at the same time, only revealing good stories about” Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, Trump said.

    Don’t worry, I speak Trump.

    Translation: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don’t wike what thewer saying about meeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I want Google FIRED nnnnnooooooooowwwwwwww!

    *other wet fart noises*







  • Jesus, they just parade out every Senator don’t they for some hot take that’s complete horseshit don’t they?

    One Republican asshole shits out a take like this and then like roaches, one by one they all emerge out from the drain to do the only thing they know how - blight and spread excrement all over everything.

    When they finish, they run around screaming how everything is covered in shit. Any and all attempts by others to clean the shit is met with disgusting vitriol and threats over how cleaning shit infringes upon their roach-given rights to spread excrement and shit on whatever they want where they want when they want.

    Then they say they’ll allow some of the shit to be cleaned up, but in return a law must be passed that no punishment comes to any roach shit starters. From that point on they publically gather and cooperate to legislate everyone else pays them to spread shit.

    And when you think they collectively have to be bored or tired of spreading feces, they, in an orgy of depravity shit over each other feverishly blaming a conspiracy against them when really it’s what’s in their roach hearts all along.









  • Well lookie here. It’s Big-Government DeSantis creating the Junior Anti-Sex League.

    The Junior Anti-Sex League represents the Party’s efforts to control the most intimate aspects of individuals’ lives in “1984”.

    Unlike Winston, [Julia] had grasped the inner meaning of the Party’s sexual puritanism. It was not merely that the sex instinct created a world of its own which was outside the Party’s control and which therefore had to be destroyed if possible. What was more important was that sexual privation induced hysteria, which was desirable because it could be transformed into war-fever and leader-worship.