I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

They were channeling the future Mitch McConnell

College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

Is it gay furry porn?

Or gay furry porn?

No. Clowns are an endangered species. Speed Stick dries them out.

Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

I see you volunteered everyone else

How the hell do they even hold the gun to hunt!?!

Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

No man! It was a succubus!

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

TIL…

And french fries are Pommes Frites. Fried apples

There is always something there to remind me

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

Chicken pot pi