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Cake day: June 18th, 2023

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  • I like how no one on Lemmy has to be explained how that would crash the U.S economy. They just know. The average intelligence of this place surpasses Reddit at its inception.

    Contrast that with my idiot Trump-voter “friends” who insist: “He’s just bluffing”

    I don’t think their world view extends past the two meters in front of their nose, frankly. If they’re not in pain on some isolated root base-ganglia, tooth-infection level, it just doesn’t exist for them. A beastly existence.

    Sorry: Just venting. Lost a lot of “friends” due to the last election. :/



  • At the end of the universe, there is a café with the last known entities that persist. They exchange stories, favorite experiences and say their goodbyes to one another, ancient and forgotten.

    There’s a dreaded moment when straws are drawn or a volunteer is called to be the last one to turn off the lights – to herald the calling of the next universe.

    No one wants to do it however, because the last one has to do it alone.

    It’s in that quiet abyss, in the consuming darkness, the expanse and contracted void of dead light, where stars no longer shine, where trillions of lives existed and were extinguished – that an epiphany can be had, as one celestial appendage holds over the reset toggle:

    Everything matters. Even if no one is around to experience it.

    Click



  • Naz@sh.itjust.workstome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    8 days ago

    Wanting something is the first step towards accomplishing anything

    The second step is asking for a small loan of $20-30 million dollars from your family’s colonial heritage trust fund.

    And then, hard work and pulling yourself up by your boot str–

    What? Why are you all looking at me like that?



  • Naz@sh.itjust.workstoScience Memeshuman anteaters
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    9 days ago

    I can’t smell ants but I can smell roaches. Any house or restaurant I walk into that has that signature roach scent, I do a 180° and leave.

    As to describe the scent of roaches: Pungent, wet/moldy towel smell, worse when they’re dead.







  • That’s great! We offer competitive rates for your time, for instance, our Platinum plan can offer you up to 34% of what your time is actually worth on the open market, but due to your weak resume with gaps in employment history and the fact that you don’t have a doctorate for this entry level position, I’m afraid that the most we can offer you is a Silver plan, at 18% of your market value.

    That is of course before you factor in the mandatory taxes and assays affording to relevant state laws and… how does federally required minimum wage sound?