Himiko Toga.

My mother was a shit mother and she wishes for nothing more than for grandchildren. I am the oldest of 4 boys and I am determined to not have any. Being gay makes it easy. And if I ever adopt, she will be denied seeing them. The next brother under me is infertile. The third is depressed about the state of the world and an internet dweller. Her only chance is the 16 year old. She’s already 50. If the last one holds out another 10 years, she may well never get to baby sit any grandchild nor should she.

Emotionally abusive wretch.

Learn to juggle with overripe fruit. Sing off-key while walking through a crowded street. Have a tea party with your houseplants. Send a postcard to a random address. Write a love letter to a squirrel. Whisper secrets to the wind. Walk backwards for an entire block. Paint your nails a different color on each finger. Bake cookies at 3 a.m. just because. Tell your reflection a joke in the mirror. Make a playlist of only guilty pleasure songs. Read aloud to your favorite mug. Ask a stranger for a book recommendation. Draw a face on the back of your hand and give it a name. Write a poem in chalk on the sidewalk. Spend an afternoon folding paper cranes. Make a new constellation out of the freckles on your arm. Celebrate a holiday you just made up. Leave a compliment on a bathroom mirror. Apologize to a fly for swatting at it. Invent a new sandwich, give it an absurd name, and claim it’s the next big food trend. Light a candle in the middle of the day just to see it flicker. Buy an item at the grocery store based solely on the packaging. Spin around until you’re dizzy, then sit and stare at the sky. Plant a seed in an empty eggshell and watch it grow. Write a letter to your future self on a napkin. Name your socks. Eat dessert before dinner. Pick a favorite cloud in the sky. Send an email to yourself with a subject line that makes you smile. Build a pillow fort and hold a meeting inside. Name a star after something ridiculous, like “Sir Fluffernut.”

At a certain width we need to start using the rocket equation.

I say we should use Eric Schmidts as an alternative fuel source. /S /notreallyS

“BREAKING NEWS!!!”

Ok Himiko.

What it’s like to chew 5 gum. (Tomato Soup and Gold Fish Cracker Flavor)

Inb4 Elon rolls out InsureX for this screaming metal death trap charging as much as the car itself to insure the damned thing.

Annular eclipse was on October 2nd and I think it was for the Pacific and some of South America.

He does. Frequently.

“Buy commemorative coins, crypto, watches and Bibles to own the libs!”

I’ve seen my grandma’s email.

“I’m here to impregnate your couch.”

Removed by mod

An obvious lie. We all know they only wear Linux socks

And use Arch btw.

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Asked my therapist to refer me to a psychiatrist that could do ADHD testing. They did an interview and 2 different IQ tests. Now I see my psychiatrist every 30 days to get my controlled substance prescription.

Paradoxical stimulant response and substance abuse disorder points to ADHD, often misdiagnosed in adults as anxiety and depression.

I was misdiagnosed for 10 years with no effect from the meds for anxiety and depression. Stimulant meds work well for me. Not for everyone tho.

The cross over distance must be pspspspsps.

Goodbye

Yes. And the “broad flat nails” retort for this is “with parallel opposing sides.”