House. The original intro with Tear Drop is a banger.

It’s pretty fun though. My friends and I still play and when we’re in a group it makes an uproar. There’s always someone who says, “WTF I had like a several year streak you dick!”

I wasn’t expecting a joke this good. Thank you for that.

Back in the day there was this thing called the game. Everyone is playing regardless of if they want to or not. The point of the game is to not think about the game. If you’re not thinking about the game, you’re winning. The second you think about the game, you’ve lost the game. Once that happens you are required to announce to everyone around you that you lost the game, making them also lose the game.

Isn’t Apple TV a thing though? It’s been a thing for a long time.

Everyone knows you have to flip it twice to get it into superposition.

Ah yes, the software battery.

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

Execs: mental break down isn’t sexy, let’s say he has a drug problem so people can rally for him.

This. Also gun control isn’t banning guns. Regulation makes getting a gun significantly more expensive and harder to do.

Also every time I hear someone use the “they’ll just smuggle them in” argument I want to know their stance on drug prohibition.

I love that this comes after the special where he said a trans friend defended him saying he doesn’t punch down. I guess milking someone’s suicide wasn’t as successful as he planned so he changed course.

Well if a script uses any military equipment the Pentagon has to sign off on it. Make the military look bad and they’re gonna deny your request.

I liked the first one. Got super bored with the second. Never watched the third. I feel like the first one should have been the only one. It was a fine stand alone film.

Nine-nine📣

Oh no! I’m so sorry :(

ItHertzWhenIP

He knows they exist. But he also doesn’t consider trans women to be women.

Bet. Why would you eat spaghetti when mostaccioli exists?

I had something similar. My mom passed and my dad had no idea how to live without her. His life skills (outside of work) were basically laundry and making toasted tomato sandwiches. Didn’t realize how adult I was until I had to teach someone 30 years older than me how to live.

Part this and part gate keeping.