When an alcoholic ham sandwich gives you the finger-guns and you immediately spring to full-mast

Happy four years of lurking and shitposting <3

Yeah? Well, tell Musashi that his book is overrated. Dual-wielding swords is always dumb.

“It can’t be THAT funky–”

Hell yeah, give me the Wrist-Fucker®, 1945 edition

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I need to keep track of this channel. Thank you for the share!

Shocking? This is hilarious.

I woke to lib crying about polling rates and doomerism.

Only to realise they were talking about Trump getting an involuntary ear peircing. Wtf is this timeline.

Just not the same without hacking ‘Arrêt!’ into the buttstock

This gun looks like it’s 25% longer than it should be

‘Communists’ would rather sit down and listen to a bearded angoloid ramble about fortnight for five hours than take half an hour to read a god-damn pamphlet.

I pay my respects to the troops every time I piss in the toilet

Scratched liberal reveals Nazi-sympathies

My shock: immeasurable

I wonder if the Propagandaministerium would have run a special on “Exposing anti-Semitism”?

Done. You can stop upbearing now.

Going purely by DV statistics and rape culture, yeah I pick the bear too.

It’s agonising to know that I can scare women just by existing in an area/place they don’t expect. And that’s not their fault, they’re just protecting themselves. It’s our society that has made it this way.

I’m just glad you’re not peeing over something. Kind of honest, I was over it.

If her enemies are dying, it’s good strategy

The western world puts a lot, a lot, of money into propaganda. We’re lucky we have an alternative source of information we can trust.

Conservatives have Fox News.