I’m breaking up with you
You can’t DO this to me. I STARTED this company
Mods! Mods!
Was it the farting?
I can change.
I can learn to fart more
While on the toilet is a new one
Really puts the emphasis on “dump”.
Oh, you thought we were dating?
You said we were!
.I said we should go on a date, that doesn’t mean we’re in a relationship! Jeez. Why do you care you want to break up anyway.
no wait pls i cant change, but maybe we can work something out
Is it my hair?
Oh God, it’s the hair, isn’t it?
Not woke enough. Need to be bluer.
I only date dudes with pink manbuns
best I can offer is a tranfem with pink pigtails
Uh- I mean I’m breaking up this nice bread for us so we can share hahaha
You’re really lucky I like bread!
I’m just glad you’re not peeing over something. Kind of honest, I was over it.
Its ok. Im just gonna pretend I didnt hear that
You can’t break up with me I’m breaking up with you!
