If it is a religion, then it is a very fragmented one.

Great. My daughter loves them.

What will be released first? Elder Scroll 6 vs new Windows scroll bar?

The most realistic one.

Vitamin D

I tried

The mythical realm called “outside.”

I only use open source apps so my choices are more limited. What I like about Eternity:

• It is stable, never experienced a crash
• Separate upvote and downvote counts
• It displays user names and instances on all posts
• Bottom drawer allows one tap access to inbox and profile
• The layout for posts is clean and have good separation between posts
• One-tap collapse / expand comments. Some other apps require tap and hold or swipe gestures.
• NSFW settings
• Notifications that actually work
• General UI design (font, spacing, icons, colours, button locations etc)

There are other apps with some of the features above, but none with all of the above.

I couldn’t get Bing to make a penguin smoking cigarette. How did you manage to do this?

In the future, you must subscribe before you drive.

The next ones are:

• The Matrix Reduced
• The Matrix Reused
• The Matrix Recycled
• The Matrix Retired

Yeah I should have said higher dimensions.

Ok your wife is the docking station then.

It would not be Mama Mia without the original Abba songs.

Eternity is still my favourite Lemmy app on Android. Every other app I tried felt incomplete and I always go back to Eternity.

Gotta change the thumbnail picture to “Make Google stop doing it.”

So Sweeney negotiates business like a schoolkid?

Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.

• BioWare before EA (Mass Effect 1)
• Popcap before EA (Plants vs Zombies)
• Maxis before EA (SimCity 2000)
• Bethesda before Microsoft (Fallout 3)

Someone has to make a wireless charger with a nipple on it.