As a kid, I was taught to tip 15% for standard service. I still do that today.

20% is for exceptional service. 10% for mediocre. 2¢ for service that’s so bad they should probably think about getting a different job.

Anyway, getting 15% is still very easy. Get 10% the way you said. Now add half of that.

Feb-ru-ary

Independence Day. Tell them it’s a documentary.

This is exactly what Lemmy has felt like the past week or so.

Secret of Monkey Island.

Every so often, I play it again ( thank you, @scummvm@corteximplant.com )

Even though I know every puzzle, it’s still fun 2½ decades after I played it for the first time.

Never heard it before. I googled it in incognito tab, just in case.

Looks like a mace.

Having different accounts for different interests suggest to me that there’s a missing feature in Lemmy. I can see why some people might want that, but Reddit had multisubs for that need. Lemmy doesn’t have that.

Why did your first account become unusable? What was the problem?

Why would I need more than one? A couple comments don’t show up once in a while, but other than that, I can get everything from one account.

Somebody is paying about $1/month for this.

Mastodon can’t be down just like the entire Internet couldn’t be down. A Mastodon instance could be down. You didn’t tell us what Mastodon instance you use (like, what’s your Mastodon username), so it’s difficult to answer your question.

For example, if you’re @joeschmo@mastodon.online, you could check if mastodon.online is down.

Why would I try to impress a government drone?

Is there a badparents Lemmy group?

LineageOS/ GrapheneOS/ CalyxOS/ e.foundation

Aren’t all of those Android derivatives?

I think Ubuntu Touch, or postmarketOS would be more in line with what OP is asking.

I always feel cheated with a hollow rabbit.

This is the best Trek meme I’ve seen in a long time. I need a series of memes like this.

I love the time traveling, feral adult Molly episode.

When it pops up with wedding photos, from my first marriage.

Write bad reviews on Yelp and Google Maps. Name names.

I did this in an apartment I lived in once. The local office manager asked me about it. Maintenance suddenly was doing a better job than they previously had.

Seriously. They need to stop giving us time travel stories to shoehorn Kirk into the series. Let it stand on its own without having to hearken forward to the Original Series.

It’s a good show, and it deserves to be its own good show.