I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu

I’ve been a victim of this. It’s true.

It’s a shame there is no plan to make consumer grade glass storage.

We are going to be fucked when ai learns to write articles and attach them to links

It’s amazing that even after not paying for the 2018 rally, they still hosted his 2023 rally and then shocked Pikachu when he didn’t pay that

I’m thinking a big chunk of the voter base just confused his name for being a Republican

He needs all the welding power he can get to keep the Tesla’s held together

Meanwhile he is on track to become the world’s first trillionaire

I think the purchase was more about welding power than any financial gain

It’s crazy we are going to be alive to see the great filter take place

Unfortunately he was a dick

That’s the one

What do you expect from eernie?

Yeah this is the guy that does it. Otherwise they would just be icelaners

Astrologers don’t read scientific publications. Poor quality blogs linked from Tumblr are how you get the most eyeballs

The problem isn’t that ai can code, or that people will be able to get a program off the ground with no experience, it’s that the profession will be completely devalued.

People will come to you, and say they only want to pay 3 peanuts because “all you have to do is type it into the ai chatbot”

I saw the same thing happen with web Dev when my civil engineer uncle said “anyone can build a website, I’ll just hire some high school kid” and this came from someone in professional services who should know better

Yeah but we wont dig it up now cause we don’t have the technology to preserve them

You know what would have happened.

We need to start documenting what these exotic meats taste like by asking the republicans

Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses

Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:

1. Computer = Clicky Tricky

2. Car = Zoomy Roomy

3. Bed = Snoozy Woozy

4. Shower = Splashy Dasher

5. Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle

6. Door = Swingy Thingy

7. Clock = Tick Tock Block

8. Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly

9. Refrigerator = Chilly Filly

10. Piano = Tinky Plinky

11. Light Bulb = Glow Flow

12. Blender = Whirly Swirly

13. Airplane = Fly High Sky

14. Shoes = Tappy Clappy

15. Glasses = See Flea

16. Towel = Wipey Swipey

17. Mirror = Peepy Creepy

18. Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly

19. Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy

20. Backpack = Packy Wacky

21. Elevator = Up N’ Duper

22. Magazine = Flip Drip

23. Scissors = Snippy Clippy

24. Chair = Sit Kit

25. Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer

26. Pen = Inky Pinky

27. Television = Watchy Squatchy

28. Coffee Maker = Brew Stew

29. Pillow = Fluffy Puffy

30. Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy

I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!

I stand corrected