At least half of men don’t wash their hands before leaving a public restroom. Literally everything is covered in dick stuff. Source: 30+ years of using public restrooms as a male.

  • protist
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    3 hours ago

    I wash my hands before I piss because my dick is the cleanest surface in that bathroom. Touch nothing afterward without a paper towel barrier

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 hour ago

      ‘Was there anything else on the dinner menu?’

      ‘Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat,’ said Gimlet. ‘All hygienically prepared.’

      ‘How do you mean, “hygienically prepared”?’ said Carrot.

      ‘The chef is under strict orders to wash his hands afterwards.’

      The assembled dwarfs nodded. This was certainly pretty hygienic. You didn’t want people going around with ratty hands.

      • Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett
    • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 hours ago

      I have bad news, most (?) paper towels, toilet paper, and even the toilet seat covers are microscopically transparent, meaning there are plenty of gaps for microbes to get through.

      • protist
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 hour ago

        Paper towels folded over on themselves absolutely create a barrier between my hand and the door handle. I’m not talking about flushable paper or toilet seat covers

        • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          44 minutes ago

          Paper towels are able to absorb water because of cellulose’s natural gaps and spaces:

          Most bacteria are about 1 micron, and these gaps range from around 1-10 microns.

          Especially if damp, it can be argued that they don’t stop the transfer of bacteria. It’s possible that your bacteria transfers through it and vice versa. This is all before the fact that paper towels can already harbor bacteria on their own.

          That being said, paper towels do block some. You just shouldn’t think of them as sterile or a magic blocker for bacteria.