This is a satire site, fyi. Paramount is not actually doing this
Edit to add I subscribe to Paramount because Star Trek. They also have a lot of great old movies. Their app sucks though, and the bright blue start screen almost gives me seizures
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This is a satire site, fyi. Paramount is not actually doing this
Edit to add I subscribe to Paramount because Star Trek. They also have a lot of great old movies. Their app sucks though, and the bright blue start screen almost gives me seizures
Apparently well written satire based on all the other comments.
… and this is their A-game.
Fools think good satire is easy because it’s effortless to enjoy. They don’t know absurdities have to be a punchline, and relevant, and distinguishable from reality.